Sunday, December 11, 2011

It is the bowl season and once again I am giving you my AAAAA ie the Angry Asian American Accurate Assessment. In addition to my usual predictions on Big Ten teams, I will rename the bowls these teams play in. I will also rename a few of the other bowls because it seems like the matchups were done on purpose by the NCAA to be funny or ironic. So here we go:

Nevada and Soutern Mississippi will play in the Gambling Bowl as there are casinos along the Mississippi River.

Texas vs Cal in the Shamless Begging Bowl. Remember a few years ago Texas begged voters who put them into the Rose Bowl ahead of Cal. Cal will look to revenge this.

FSU vs. Notre Dame in Not Able to Live up to Potential Bowl #1. Both teams were expected to be at or near the Top Ten this year.

Oklahoma vs Iowa in Not Able to Live up to Potential Bowl #2. This is the first game for a Big Ten team so my prediction is Oklahoma wins.

Texas A@M vs Northwestern in the Compass Bowl as A@M is now in the Southeastern Conference. A@M wins.

UCLA vs Illinois in the Back In Bowl. Neither team deserves to be in a bowl game. Illinois wins this ugly contest.

Penn State vs Houston in We've got a problem Bowl. PSU has more problems but I am picking PSU because Houston barely beat UCLA at home.

Nebraska vs South Carolina in the Also Ran Bowl. Both are mediocre in their conference. How did they end up in the Capitol Bowl? I pick Nebraska since I don't like Spurrier.

Georgia vs MSU in the Playoff Bowl. In the old NFL the runnerup in each conference played in the Playoff Bowl. I pick MSU. Georgia couldn't beat Boise State.

Florida vs OSU in the Urban Bowl. Wonder who is he rooting for? I pick OSU as I think Broxton Miller is getting better with each game.

Oregon vs Wisconsin in the Previous Loser Bowl. They are the last 2 losers of the Rose Bowl. I pick Oregon. They are just too fast.

Stanford vs Oklahoma State is the Consolation Bowl. Either one could have been in the championship game instead of this one.

Michigan vs Virginia Tech in the Undeserve Bowl. Kansas State and Boise State are better qualified. I pick Michigan. VT lost to Clemson who has a mobile qb. Denard is much faster that Clemson's qb.

So tally shows Big Ten going 6-3.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Here are my predictions for the Big Ten teams.

    -Oklahoma over Iowa

    -Northwestern over aTm---too much turmoil at A&M right now

    -Illinois over UCLA

    -PSU over Houston

    -South Carolina over Nebraska---S. Carolina's speed is too much for NU

    -Georgia over MSU---until MSU can prove they can win a bowl game, I'll pick the other team.

    -OSU over Florida

    -Oregon over Wisconsin---could be a high scoring game. I don't think either team can stop the other.

    -Michigan over VaTech---see above game.

    So I have the Big Ten winning 5 games.

    -LBOAYM

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  2. Well, picking a 5-4 record certainly is higher percentage than 6-3. But I am fearless and will be proven correct as in the past 2 seasons. We only disagree over 3 of the games and if you were not afraid of jinxing yourself and picked MSU as a faithful fan would have, you would predict 6-3 like I did!

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  3. Anonymous9:13 AM

    What?! How can you say that I am not a faithful fan and didn't want to jinx my team??? I just wanted to prove that I am not biased and don't wear green colored glasses.

    I see that you are wearing your maize colored glasses, which I guess is OK since you are Angry "Yellow" Man. Maybe you should change your name to Angry Maize Man!

    -LBOAYM

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  4. You can't accuse me of wearing maize colored glasses if you agree with me that M would win! I believe last year you accused me of jinxing you by picking MSU. If you are not worry about the jinx then I would think that a faithful fan would have the courage to pick his own team when the game is considered a toss-up!

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  5. Anonymous6:39 AM

    Hey, I just realized that you jinxed MSU AGAIN!

    I am interested to see your opinion on the Romney bashing because he speaks French.

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  6. I have not heard of Romney being blasted because he speaks French. I know that he went to France for his Mormon mission when he was around 20. I would think that would be a positive, having gone away and see some other parts of the world. I am sure these are the same people who feel that we are exceptional.

    On a lighter note, Christine O'Donnell endorsed Romney. I think that would be a negative for him unless she can sweep Gingrich away for him.

    I will be writing a blog about the Republican candidates soon as the Iowa caucus is coming upon us.

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  7. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Here's an article on the Romney thing. I am still not sure who decided to run it and am not sure what their intent is.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57342485-503544/attack-ad-shows-mitt-romney-speaking-french/

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