Vicious Rants of an Angry Yellow Man

I hear that Obama was being criticized by conservative Republicans for not thanking God during his Thanksgiving speech. I am sure it was an oversight because no president would intentionally forget to mention God in one of his speeches even though there is suppose to be separation of church and state. Does it not seem that every presidential speech ends with "May God bless the United States of America."? I think that Obama simply forgot to thank God because he has so many other people to thank but cannot thank them during his speech. Couple of examples:

Obama wants to thank 7 Republican candidates who have no chance of winning but stay in the race to give Romney trouble and force him to act more conservative than he really is.

Actually Obama does want to thank God for telling the Republican candidates to run. Several of them have claimed that he or she is running because God told him or her to do so. If indeed God had wanted anyone of these people WIN, He would have only told one of them to run. Based on that logic, I think God is a Democrat!

Obama wants to thank Romney for the blueprint of his healthcare plan.

Obama wants to thank Gingrich and Perry for ideas on immigration.

In this time of Thanksgiving I think some other people have obvious reasons to be thankful:

Rick Neuheisel gives thanks for USC being on probation and hiring Lane Kiffin. This was the only possible way for UCLA to catch up to USC.

Lane Kiffin is thankful that UCLA hired Neuheisel ensuring that UCLA cannot catch up to USC.

UCLA is thankful that the PAC 10 became the PAC12 thus split into 2 divisions. So UCLA, after losing to USC tomorrow, can go to the conference championship game with a 6-6 record. They can also become the first team to go to a bowl game and finish the season 2 games below .500.

The SEC gives thanks to all the incompetent major conferences to ensure that they will be the only ones playing at the BCS championship game.

The NHL is thankful to the NBA owners and players for giving them their share of the winter sport spotlight.

Many people from Wall Street and the mortgage industry should be thankful that they are not in jail. One major figure convicted of wrongdoings after three years?

Well, I am getting tire and sleepy from all the eating the last two days. So I am thankful that I don't have to write anymore for now!