It is a difficult challenge for the new president to fill his cabinet posts. You have to have various races represented, at least one woman and a Republican. There is a rumor that Colin Powell may take the job of sec. of education. This will take care of the token Republican. Powell's background is from the Carribeans. This can count as a Hispanic as well. This gives me an idea to make things simple for the president-elect. He can just appoint a few light skin blacks who are usually of mixed races and thus give the cabinet the diversity it needs.
Sec. of defense: Tim Howard, U.S. national soccer team goalie. Plays excellent defense obviously. Played for Manchester United so is well known around the world. Plus he has Tourrette Syndrome which will scare the enemy when he is negotiating.
Sec. of agriculture: Tiger Woods. Takes care of the Asian plus American Indian quota. He plays golf which Karl Malone says is a waste of good farm land. Can also helps with the Treasury dept with his enormous earnings.
Sec. of transportation: Lewsis Hamilton, new world driving champion. Has to be naturalized first but maybe we can SPEED up the process.
Attorney General: Charles Barkley. Wants to run for governor but since he is always complaining about referrees he should be good at law-enforcement.
Sec. of Commerce: Halle Berry. Sex sells. Need we say more?
Sec. of State: Derek Jeter. Captain of the Yankees forever so must be able to be very diplomatic. Plus he went to Michigan, so must be smart.
Sec. of Treasury: Alex Rodriguez. This is the man with the richest contract in baseball so must be able to contribute to our economy. Also counts as Hispanic as family was from the Dominican Republic. Can get Madonna to sing at the inauguration.
Dept of energy: James Blake. You ever see those 5 set tennis matches? Must have a lot of energy for those. Plus he went to Harvard and thus is almost as smart as Jeter.
So no more bland old white guys. The cabinet composition will be as hip as the new president. All these people are well known worldwide. Obama will even be more popular around the world after these appointments. And I have saved him a lot of time.
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